in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful
i’ll probably shit in your backpack
new best threat
NOPE NOPE NOPE. NOOOOOPE.
had to reblog for that gif.
Reblogging for the sheer creepiness of the story and the brilliant reaction gif. Bravo!
sorry but does this sound familiar to any whovians out there…..
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
M͙ͤe̟̜̤̓̂ͣ̿̔ͯ͆̚r̹̻̗̠̹̬ͤ͗ͭ̏̾͆ͣ̚r͎̺̞̓̿́̓̓̽y̭̭͈ͯ͆ͨ́ͭ ̯͇̱̩͉̜͉̘͆̿͆̂͆͂̽C̘̼̺̤͉̞̓ͮ̊̊̀ͤh͕͎͖̪̯͖̪̥̅͒ͨͅr̪͓ͪ͐ͩͥ͐́ͥ͌ȉ̝̣͍̜̮ͪ̔̑̓̅̽͆ͥs̙̩͓̅̓̅̾ͦ̊ͧ͗t̳̳̣̑̏̀m̜̺͍̰̳̲ͦͣ̃͐̈̍a̝͕̝̺̿͋̋s̬̻̯̱̩͑ ̭͍͇̖͙̫͇̗͋̓͊̚ͅf̦̳ͧ̃̉̽̇r͎͈̦̮ͬ̄ͬͬͨ̈̏̋ö͙́̇͌ͭ̚m͔̣ͣͬ̋ͥ͂ ͕̹̭̼̳̜̲͛ͪ̈́̑̈́̅t̘̰̝̬͙̺ͭ͛ͣͨḥ̖͓̳̬̤̠̦͚̉̈ͩ͑e͉̤͎̓ͫ̾ͅ ͓̥̱͕̟̳̯̔ͭͯ̄ͅB̩͚̲͖͕͊͋̈̉Ḇ̳̻̘͕͔ͨ͂C̩̞̲͔̤̪̱̎̾́̏͆͊
DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME
“Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.”